A list of basic rules which, according to Lenka Klodová, offer publishers of pornographic magazines guaranteed success with female readers:

1. Pretend that you love her.
2. She is the only one and it doesn\'t matter what she is like. She is always perfect, the best.
3. Men are strong and potent but succumb to her charm.
4. Sex is a game for all the senses and is not limited by time. There is only one, it flows like a river over hills and through valleys, and it contains everything - ecstasy, senses aflame, sadness and depression.
5. All these amazing events which you are writing about are from this amazing life. What hasn\'t already happened won\'t happen at all.
6. Danger and dark adventure are things which we indulge according to our will. We throw ourselves into darkness and emerge from it without a scratch.
7. Admire her for the ability to turn sex into procreation.
8. Sometimes, in a moment of excitement, allow her to whisper a dirty word.
9. Experience something exceptionally banal together, like washing the dishes.
10. If you ever want to stop publishing your magazine, make the final issue full of farewells and grand emotions - that this time is the last time.
11. Then return with another issue anyway.

And she said: fu… fu…
“I was given this kind of universal body which I really enjoy using as a tool for expressing various ideas.”
Lenka Klodová(full article is available after purchasing a subscription - not available now)
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